Story of my life part II ...

Rethink the decision maybe?

Lamaze class for women who don't like surprises:

"In a moment these three midgets will crawl into each of you. That will give you an impression of what it's like to let a tiny human pass through your vagina".

FAIL

I'm sitting here all alone, tears streaming down my face. No, I'm not sad. I'm scanning through http://failblog.org/ and laughing so hard I think my stomach might burst. I've chosen a few random FAIL pictures to post, simply because I've nothing interesting to say and I'm doing my best to try and keep the blog going. Enjoy!

I'll have to do my best to keep Johan out of there when he needs his next haircut!

I can actually well imagine him having said that!

High five!

Aw, bless her...

I'll pass. Wonder how many cookies they sold?

If you're into tattoos, you might enjoy this site aswell: http://ugliesttattoos.com/ It's amazing what some people end up going home with. And pretty amazing how much fun another person's misfortune can be. One of my absolute favourites has got to be...

The Dick-Butt tattoo. Ah go on now, you know you want one!

Laters!

Hello there

Ain't that the truth?

*Ahem*...

That's when you know ...

When you have time to sit on the sofa and read a book, relax and enjoy getting lost in someone else's words - that's when you know you have summer holidays.

When your bed is covered with packed suitcases and you spent big parts of your day trying to remember what it is you've forgotten to pack - that's when you know you'll be seeing your family very soon.

When you get a call from your doctor saying that all tests were fine and you can start taking your medication right away- that's when you rush home from grocery shopping to pop the first pill.

When you're able to act your age even when your patience is tested - that's when you know that you have come so much further in your life than others.

When you're fed up and just want to get away from your job, the people who get on your nerves or who disappoint you the most - that's when you know it's about time to pack those suitcases and get in the car and drive. You might come back with a new perspective or a lesson well learnt. Either way you'll get some time off and possibly some peace of mind.

See you on the next Eldorado.

*Hanging in there*

Just one more day to go, just one more day to go, just one more day to go.

I've waited for many calls in my life, but I've never been as impatient waiting for a call as I was for the one that finally came yesterday. The gyno finally had some results for me. The results weren't good as such, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm getting the help I need because they were as bad as they are. I'm thankful that I'll get help in stead of having to wait and manage on my own, but I'm still gutted. Life feels very unfair, but I guess if I wait it out I'll make it like the larva: